These Top Lifestyle Differences Stand Out To A Southerner
Despite living in California for 20 years, there are way to tell that I am not a native of the state.
I am from the South and there are just certain differences that to me – and others who know these things – always make it apparent that I am definitely from somewhere other than here.
1.) I Don’t Clean My Porch With A Water Hose
This is one thing I’ll never understand about Californians. They clean their porches and decks with a water hose.
They bring out the hose, spray the deck over and over, side to side, get everything wet within a half-block radius, then roll it up and do it again the next week. This, in a drought-stricken state where water is at a premium, mind you.
I’m not a native Californian. I use a broom.
2.) I Don’t Eat Avocados Or Guacamole
Californians consume avocados – and guacamole in particular – the way Canadians consume beer. Which is to say a lot.
They put avocados in salads and dishes at house parties and serve it as a side dish. Eating guacamole with Mexican-style chips is a true element of California lifestyle and people also put blobs of it on things like burritos.
When you mention the fact that avocados and guacamole are fattening, a native Californian will look at you as if you should be locked up in an insane asylum. Then they will say, in a low breath but definitely defiantly, “well it’s GOOD fat.”
3.) I Don’t Eat Artichokes (Especially The Raw Leaves)
Soon after I moved to the state, I got a girlfriend who was a true native Californian. When we went to restaurants, sometimes all she would order would be an artichoke. It’s a big, leafy thing that looks not unlike the big onion thing they serve at Outback Steakhouse.
She would pull off the leaves and scrape off something from the inside of them with her front teeth. This would be her entire meal.
That’s one of the first signs I knew that no matter how long I lived here, I would never be a true Californian.
4.) The Beach Is Used For Exercise Not For Partying
In California, people go to the beach to exercise. They run on it, play beach volleyball, even do yoga. They party after all this activity.
Not so in the South. There, the beach is for partying! Taking coolers full of beer and drinking in the sunshine. Hitting the dive beach bars after drinking on the beach.
Of course, in the South it’s legal to drink on the beach and not so anywhere in California.
5.) I Know About And Care About College Football
People in California have too much to do rather than to worry about and follow their college football team on a year-round basis, as do people in the South. Why, they are scarcely aware there’s even a recruiting season, let alone spring football.
And when their teams play, they think the Pac-12 is the greatest conference in every sport, has the best football teams and always point out that it has won way more national titles than any other conference.
True on that last point, but how many other conferences play spots like water polo?